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fsufeminist:

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diashoni:

senoritasweetcheeks:

i’m five foot eight

i can’t remember the last time i was that weight lol

In what universe?

So am I supposed to sunstain myself on a diet of sunshine and rainbows? Because that’s the only way I would ever reach that weight of 128lbs.

What in the name of fuck is this? Who pulled these numbers out of their ass? I’m pretty sure that at 6 feet tall, my bones and organs weigh more than 118 pounds.

I’m 5’5” and weigh around 195ish. I think that’s perfect enough, thanks.

someone please tell me how the fuck I’m supposed to get down to 98, or even god forbid 91 lbs. Please anyone, if you ever see me at that weight take me out back and shoot me because I’m dying from something quite awful anyway. I’m at 155 and I’M MOSTLY MUSCLE. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

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neptunepirate:

…Mark Ruffalo came by the shop yesterday. Having just gotten a new record player he was excited to stock his library… His tastes varied, Callas, Joni Mitchell, Led Zeppelin, CSNY, and Elvis. He left smiling. [x]

But why would you leave this out, omg:

We are neighbors and he’s a regular guy around town. Last year I found him sitting in a claw foot tub I had for sale in my driveway. I should have gotten a picture of that moment. He bought the tub and a sink. 

Besides acting (he’s shooting the next Incredible Hulk movie this summer) he is also an outspoken foe of Fracking and the rampant and destructive gas extraction threatening our community and the nation. 

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artisticallyinsaneblog:

andlatitude fanarts

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emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

rrrrraugh I hulk out every time I see this commercial

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thisisnteducational:

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greenchestnuts:

Does anyone have any recommendations for what to do with green onions? My friend who’s going out of town for two weeks gave me a bunch because he won’t have a chance to eat them, and I don’t like raw onions on salads.

ETA: Sorry, they’re not green onions, they have bulbs. They’re spring onions. (Basically the same thing.)

They’re great in soups. Usually you don’t need to use the bulbs and they’re good garnish on stuff, but you can cook them in pretty much any dish honestly, they’re an added taste kinda thing.